Children’s books are supposed to be uplifting stories that teach children valuable life lessons that will hopefully stick with them for the rest of their life.
These are not those books.
1. “Go the F**k to Sleep”
Subtlety is not this author’s forte.
2. “Harpo’s Horrible Secret”
Something tells me it’s got something to do with Grandpa standing uncomfortably close.
3. “Where Willy Went…”
For parents who don’t believe in lying to their kids about the stork.
4. “The Night Dad Went To Jail”
This is just… Why?
5. “My First Cavity Search”
This makes me uncomfortable for a multitude of reasons.