1. Unicorn Frappuccino
Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino encompasses everything wrong and stupid with 2017: it’s superfluous – nobody needs it or even wants it. The colors are weird, and it tastes like socks. Please, no more of this nonsense.
If there was a purpose to this stupid move, it’s been forgotten now. Pointing one arm to the sky while bowing your head into your arm is not a dance. It’s dumb. Time to find a new way to confuse your parents.
3. Unnecessary Oreo Flavors
Oreos are delicious just as they are – they don’t need improvements or tweaks. But the good people at Nabisco keep coming up with wacky flavors that nobody wants. Jelly doughnut, apple pie, “firework” (!!!), caramel, Mississippi mud pie, Swedish fish? No. We want the normal Oreos, double stuffed. If you want to experiment, try Triple or Quadruple stuffed.
4. Extreme Contouring
It used to be just for television, but women are now taking contouring very seriously. Carving out bold cheekbones and a blazing T-Zone is now the epitome of good face. But really? This all looks absurd – nobody really looks like this. Maybe 2018 will be the year we take it down a notch?
While 1939 was the original Year of the Nazi, 2017 will be known as the year of the pseudo-Nazi. There was Nazi talk everywhere – and if you don’t agree, you’re a Nazi. From the Richard Spencer “Nazi haircut” to the regular diatribes on Twitter and the news, Nazis seemed to be everywhere this year. Let’s just let this stupid ideology die already.
This group is just as bad as the Nazis of 2017. They’re masked crusaders who believe in beating anyone who doesn’t agree with them. It’s time for these guys to just go away.