1. You know what your problem is? You don’t smoke enough.
2. Are you as over ordinary forks as I am? Well fork you, here’s a very complicated device to help you eat spaghetti!
3. Keep a little bit of the rain off your precious shoes.
4. If you’re like me, getting up to grab a Kleenex is just a waste of time. To free up time for more important things, wear a roll of toilet paper on your head.
5. Seriously – about that rain? If you don’t want it anywhere on you, try this giant bubble.
6. The minimalist bed.
7. Stabilizers for your shoes. You won’t look weird at all wearing these.