11.This seems dangerous.
13.Not the beer, dude!
14.You can practically smell this picture.
15.Who knows what the original plan was; the original plan is clearly shot to hell.
17.Was this supposed to be impressive or did he just forget he was holding two beers?
18.If you’re gonna be nasty in the club, at least tuck in your tampon string.
20.This baby is going to have an…interesting life.